Metal As Fukk Scrimshaw

Got a story to tell? Fukk writing it down, carve that shit into a sperm whale’s tooth…

Giant squid beats sperm whale like paper beats rock

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Mermaid: “Imma rob that fukkin’ train.” Gator: “Imma eat that fukkin’ mermaid.”

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Land Ho!

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Queequeg from Moby Dick or Jose from MS-13?

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Don’t even think about fukking with us, China

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“I shred so hard, I need an ivory guitar pick.”

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Gotcha, you big bitch.

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These are not the black rhino horns you’re looking for.

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The original drilldo

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