Got a story to tell? Fukk writing it down, carve that shit into a sperm whale’s tooth…
Giant squid beats sperm whale like paper beats rock
Mermaid: “Imma rob that fukkin’ train.” Gator: “Imma eat that fukkin’ mermaid.”
Queequeg from Moby Dick or Jose from MS-13?
Don’t even think about fukking with us, China
“I shred so hard, I need an ivory guitar pick.”
Gotcha, you big bitch.
These are not the black rhino horns you’re looking for.
The original drilldo