While grainy footage of Johnny Carson’s 10 inch dong was auctioned off to the highest bidder, we unearthed some lesser known fuckkin’ gems.
Anne Frank & Peter Van Daan
A hot teen from he wrong side of the tracks looks for some Dutch lovin’ in an attic.
Michelangelo & April
She’s an up-and-coming journalist who likes Pilates, Party Dudes and Oral.
Captain Farquhar Ab Hamid of Flight 370 & A Delta Gamma Sister studying abroad at the University of Kuala Lumpur
“Hell yes I’ll meet you back in the coach bathroom! When I press this button, the plane just flies itself! Spring Break Forever!”
Lady & The Tramp
“I want you to tie me to the bed with that spaghetti, put a meatball in my mouth and eat a breadstick out of my…”
LiLo & Screech
Lindsay Lohan and Dustin Diamond will do ANYTHING to get back into the spotlight. Hey Mr. Belding, what does Chlamydia taste like?
Thomas Edison & A Vaudeville Chorus Girl
“This the only reason I invented film.”
Richard Reid (The Shoe Bomber) & Dzhokhar Tsarenev (The Marathon Bomber)
In GitMo, it’s not considered prison rape if you cuddle after. Plus their chemistry was… explosive.”
Meryl Davis & Charlie White
“Who’s gay now, Dad? And after I banged her to
Wind Beneath My Wings, I wiped baby gravy off her abs with the American Flag. Jerk off to that, Hockey!”