Metal As Fukk Quotes: TANNEN or TRUMP

Biff Tannen and Donald Trump have a lot in common. Take our quiz and see if you can tell whether these words came from the mouth of an entitled megalomaniac casino-owning mysoginist or a jump-suit clad Hill Valley auto-detailer.

1. “That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.”

2. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”

3. “I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you have for me is lite beer?”

4. “Black guys counting my money? I hate it! The only kind of guys I want counting my money are short little guys that wear yarmulkes every day.”

5. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what they write about you as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

6. “When is the last time you saw a Chevrolet in Tokyo?”

7. “Kid, I own the police.”

8. “Women. You have to treat them like shit.”

9. “It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep.”

10. “If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Okay? Just knock the hell… I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.”

11. “What are you looking at, Butthead?”

ANSWERS:

  1. Tannen
  2. Trump
  3. Tannen
  4. Trump
  5. Trump and Justin Bieber
  6. Trump and Vin Diesel
  7. Tannen and The 1%
  8. Trump and Ted Bundy
  9. Trump and Benito Mussolini
  10. Trump and Ron Artest
  11. Tannen and Trump
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