Metal As Fukk Band of the Week: Protest The Hero

Yeah, they look like the most Canadian motherfukkers on the planet. But trust us, these guys can can throw down. Here are six Metal As Fukk reasons why Protest The Hero should be your new favorite band. 1. They’re fukkin’ brutal. Over the course of a song, singer Rody Walker bounces from operatic arias to…

Metal As Fukk Band of the Week: Die Antwoord

Why worship these two pasty South African assholes that call themselves “Die Antwoord”? Here are nine Metal As Fukk reasons. 1. Their names are “Ninja” and “Yo-Landi Vi$$er.” 2. He looks like an extra from Breaking Bad. She looks like an underfed white trash spider monkey. 3. Lady Gaga fell in love with them and…